"HAVE YOU EVER" hour
•  Okay anons, this is your chance.
•  1. had sex?
•  2. bought condoms?
•  3. gotten pregnant?
•  4. failed a class?
•  5. kissed a boy?
•  6. kissed a girl?
•  7. had a job?
•  8. left the house without my wallet?
•  9. bullied someone on the internet?
•  10. sexted?
•  11. had sex in public?
•  12. smoked weed?
•  13. smoked cigarettes?
•  14. smoked a cigar?
•  15. drank alcohol?
•  16. been to a wedding?
•  17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
•  18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
•  19. been late for school?
•  20. kissed in the rain?
•  21. showered with someone else?
•  22. been outside my home country?
•  23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
•  24. had lice?
•  25. gotten my heart broken?
•  26. had a credit card?
•  27. been to a professional sports game?
•  28. broken a bone?
•  29. been unhappy about my weight?
•  30. won a trophy?
•  31. cut myself?
•  32. been on a diet?
•  33. rode in a taxi?
•  34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
•  35. been to a concert?
•  36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
•  37. had braces?
•  38. wore make up?
•  39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
•  40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
•  41. Snuck out of the house?
•  42. had oral sex?
•  43. dyed my hair?
•  44. met someone famous?
•  45. been on vacation?
•  46. been on a boat?
•  47. been on an airplane?
•  48. prank called someone?
•  49. taken a pregnancy test?
•  50. been suspended from school?

Cuddle Buddy Application

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series i’ve ever seen

I remember one homeless man told me I have a big dick cause he could see my bulge from how i was sitting and I was like awwwww so I gave him 5 bucks

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

The Seven Shittiest Sins.
• Greed: I want shit
• Envy: I want your shit
• Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
• Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
• Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
• Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
• Pride: I am the shit

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

iwillmindfuckyou:

how the fuck does Rapunzel keep all that hair so damn nice and untangled she gotta hook a sister up with whatever products shes using bc i could be sitting in the same spot not moving for 5 hours and end up with half my hair all up in knots

seinfelcl:

“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

alittletasteofdeath:

The seniors at my school :’)

emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg